Saturday, February 7, 2009

Holland Oats Feed and Seed

No matter if your sewing wild oats or shredding wheat, Haggen Van Der Biber hopes to grow with you and the budding Beaverlick farming community. A transplant of Amsterdam, Haggen put down roots and opened the Holland Oats feed and seed depot to yield a living providing the best quality grain to a very fertile market. Tired of hunting and pecking for the best feed prices? Come talk turkey for chicken feed, it will only cost a little scratch at Holland Oats.

Founding Derelict

Rome may have been built by orphans, as Australia was by criminals and brigands, heck, even our own founding fathers were blasphemous Anglican Church out casts. So why should it come to any one's surprise that a derelict was responsible for Beaverlick's current location? A Derelict wagon that is. It remains unclear as to whom it may have originally belonged to when first discovered by now acting Mayor Caveat Huckster on his original trek to California. He obviously wasn't the first to make a vagrants shelter of it, prairie flotsam had been scattered all the way to the creek bed by its former tenants. After sifting through the disordered abandonment, Caveat was said to have discovered copper ore in the run off of a near by beaver's dam. (Editors Note)The Mayors office has strictly denied this allegation of opportunist behavior and counter proposes the rumors are simply slanderous revisionism.