Friday, March 28, 2008

Law and Order in these here parts.

The Beaverlick County Jail, colloquially known as the “Poky”, serves as the center of law and order in Beaverlick. Editors note: other establishments in town have also been referred to as the “Poky” however context should disseminate the proper establishment in conversation.

Excerpt taken from the context of Mayor Caveat Huckster's inauguration speech:
All detained suspects of heinous felonies can expect a just and expedient trial. Those of dubious reckoning shall be hung like men; that is unless they are women folk guilty of a similarly malignant crime. They will be hanged.

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